Jokes and Pick Up Lines

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you

Your so hot your causing gobal warming

Help, something’s wrong with my eyes – I just can’t take them off you.
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Do you believe in love in first sight? .should i walk by again
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together

Adrian: Are You Tired? Cuz you’ve been running in my head all day
Jonny: Somebody call the police because you just stole my heart
Adrian: If i was the host of deal or no deal, you would be my one million dollar case
Jonny: I lost my phone number, can i borrow yours

Responses

  1. Hey AD and J. It’s Shawn Here once again great website. Ichecked Andre’s website and for like eeverything there’s like 0 comments. Well catch you later dudes

  2. Your website is teh best and mine sucks

  3. Your website is Good. You guys own

  4. hi! did u know andre copied ur website. but his is ok but your is better

  5. Hope You Like The Pick Up Lines, maybe even you would get someone! JK! Anyway you can post jokes any time by commenting them

  6. much music top 20 stars are rihanna and jt(justin timberlake) not u jessica t

  7. snore….

  8. MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL U DANCERS ON SO U THINK U CAN DANCE ON CHANNEL 24 MUCH MUSIC

  9. the last 8 are dominic,pasha,danny and neil,girls are lacey,sarah, somebody and somebody

  10. stars gone mild is worse than video on trail

  11. You guys rock again!!!!!

  12. andre such a copycat he copied yur website

  13. yoooooooooo you website is the best.put some Canuck scores on it. Pick up lines…girl are you jamacin because your jamakin me crazy. Girl are you from tenisse cause your the only ten-I-sse. Have fun in San fran. Later

  14. this somehow amuses me lol, michael not amusing

  15. did i win

  16. lol margarita AND douglas you did not win!! tehe =)
    i wuvv the website <33333333

  17. this site is awesome!! =p

  18. YOU GUYS ARE SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  20. O we’re having a staring contest, now are we? That’s all right because I can stare into your eyes all day!

  21. umm… who is gkgfdgffdkjgksgbd

  22. you people are soo funny. lol. =]

  23. is tat kelsey olita or kelsey lee :è

  24. yea… which one is it and why is there names blue?

  25. yo who is gkgfdgffdkjgksgbd?

  26. Michael obviously. No one would put crap on this website but HIM. At least thats what i think…

  27. ummmm….(*blank*)

  28. Hey Jon and Adkri this id Harris i gotta pickup line for ya, Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.
    LOL!

  29. hey i gotta notherone , is it hot in here or is it just u?Yup its just u.LoL l8er and by the way cool website

  30. hey u guyz should post a yo mama diss page if ur gonna herez one to get ya started, yo mama so fat that when she went to heaven she fell back down to hell! LOL L8er!

  31. no offence, but is it true yur website is closing down. WHY?.

  32. yoyyoyoy

  33. woot woot

  34. hehe tat was fun :E

  35. OK… tat was weird

  36. hey if you ask me I am not gkgffdkjgksgbd. I have no freaken idea who it is do you. If I had to guess it would be shawn.

  37. TIME TO FIND THE SUSPECT!

  38. hey ppl its not me remeber j

  39. u kno who i am dont tell :P hmmm i think it might be chris, jc or jt not sure :(

  40. heres a joke!:

    there are Three guys called stut up, manners and poop
    one day poop fell outta the car
    shut up went 2 the police station and the police man asked: Whats yur name
    Shut up said : Shut Up
    POliceman said: hey! where are yur manners???
    Shut up said : outside scraping up poop

  41. LMFAO PAULINE….AWESOME!! :P

    Harris….wannabe much…with the “l8ter”
    so gay..

  42. I heard about the website aqnd had to see it for myself. I say awesome.

  43. Awsum site. Fire, Fire called the dudes with the hoses o wait, its just you looking so fine

  44. yeh cuz i told u about the website

  45. HAHA PAULINE I LIKE THE JOKE x)

  46. ppl its pauline, im now djnintendo

  47. What the f***, I thought this was youtube. Well I guess I’ll stay on the site anyway.Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

  48. If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet, I’d put U and i together.


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